NY Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Is A Whore Who Puts Out In Return For Campaign Contributions

Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office "begging" for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2017

She would do ANYTHING for campaign contributions! "Anything" obviously being a reference to sex. My guess is that Mr. Trump (back when he was a private citizen and politicians used to come to him for money to fund their campaigns) banged the senator from NY multiple times.

She'd come to his office in Trump Tower, he'd bend her over his desk, lift her skirt, pull down her panties and do her doggy style. Or maybe she'd go to her knees, pull down his pants and underwear, and suck his huge member right there. All in exchange for "campaign contributions" (what a whore!).

Remember when our excellent President revealed that Mitt Romney would have dropped to his knees for an endorsement (re his unsuccessful bid for the presidency)? Seems that many people want to suck Mr. Trump's large penis.

Our future president declined, of course. Not being gay. I do, however, doubt that Romney is gay, having several children. The reason he'd have done it, I'm guessing, is because Mr. Trump exudes a raw animal magnetism that no human, male or female, can resist.

(In the video below our future president reveals that Mitt Romney was BEGGING for his endorsement. Romney was so desperate that he'd have sucked Trump's penis if only he had asked. But Trump didn't ask/said no when Romney offered. Because Trump knows Romney is a choke artist... and Trump prefers those who swallow to those who choke).

TLB #91

Hillary Clinton Doesn't Have A Penis (One Reason Among Many To Not Elect Her President)

I'm not a misogynist, but I really think that the job of president needs to be done by someone with a penis. Preferably a huge one, which Mr. Trump has confirmed that he has. "There is no problem" our future president assured us.

Hillary Clinton? She's a pantsuit-wearing ball-busting shrew who emasculates men and places their nuts in her testicle lockbox, as Rush Limbaugh pointed out. Although Mr. Trump, who no doubt has a huge swinging sack to match his large member, has nothing to fear, given the fact that it's "lib testicles that get ensnared in the testicle lockbox".

The fact that Donald Trump has larger than average equipment will actually give him an advantage when he faces off against Shrillary. She wasn't able to keep her own husband in line, for crying out loud! Mr. Trump clearly keeps his women in line. If they do get out of line he discards them. The same will hold true with Hillary. Donald Trump will destroy and discard her, as he has done his numerous ex-wives.

Although the Democrats might end up running comrade Sanders, if Shrillary is prosecuted and convicted before securing the nomination. But Mr. Trump would also defeat Bernie easily. Bernie likely has shriveled old man dick. Yes, Mr. Trump is only a few years younger than comrade Sanders, but as his doctor said, Mr. Trump "will be the healthiest individual ever elected president".

Politics aside, I have to wonder if it is wise to elect a man as old as Comrade Sanders as our president. At 74, Bernie Sanders might have a heart attack if he found that the voters selected him. He's so decrepit that he looks like he's at least 100. So it's quite likely he'll die early in his first term. And that's setting aside the fact that, as a Socialist, he'd destroy our economy *if* he were somehow able to push through his agenda of mucho "free stuff".

Anyway, back to Donald Trump's big dick... I think his having such a large member explains why he's in such good health. As you may have heard, having lots of sex "helps keep your immune system humming". And we know that Mr. Trump bones so much that his wife can't keep up with him. This explains why he needs to trade up for newer model every few years.

As for Hillary Clinton... As we know her husband can't stand sex with her. So she obviously isn't getting any. Which likely explains why she hates men so much. Frankly I think the choice is easy. Even if you're (for some mystifying reason) a Democrat. Do you really want a shriveled up old hag as president? As opposed to a man filled with vitality who regularly bones a woman decades younger?

Yeah, this might be why Mr. Trump has criticized many of his opponents as being "low energy". Mr. Trump is a man with a big dick who has LOTS of sex, and sex is energizing. Exactly what we need from a commander in chief, IMO.

TLB #77

Liberal Media Focusing On Donald Trump's Penis While Ignoring The Fact That Our Current "President" Is A Gay Sex Addicted Muslim Pervert

Big surprise, huh? That the Liberal Media would lie about Mr. Trump having a small penis (when it is actually huge) while totally ignoring that fact that the so-called "president" (B. Hussein Obama) is a Muslim infiltrator who attended a Christian church lead by a pastor who hates American. Oh, and that he's a gay sex addicted pervert.

Don't believe me? Yeah, well one of his ex-secret service protectors tells the truth and spills the beans in a recent book.

Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Muslim & Gay In New Tell-All Book (excerpt from a News Examiner article by Michael Davies) A former Secret Service agent... says it is time the public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. Former agent, Paul Horner, in his new tell-all book "The Black House", reveals what goes on inside the White House when the news cameras are turned off. In an interview with NBC News, Horner told Senior Political Analyst Tom Downey that he is one-hundred-percent positive that President Obama is not only gay, but a radical Muslim as well. "Everyone on the inside knows that Obama is gay and a Muslim, it is common knowledge", Horner said. "I saw many men coming and going from Obama's room, at all hours. ...I am in no way homophobic, but Obama's insatiable lust for homosexual liaisons is like nothing I've ever witnessed. We're talking 10-15 partners in a single day". "I would say a good portion of the men, over fifty-percent, were Muslim... When no one was around, except his security, Obama couldn't wait to get out of his suit and into his Muslim tunic. He would wear it while praying to the prophet Muhammad throughout the day. During these prayer sessions he insisted that he not be disturbed". "He constantly made jokes about Americans, frequently referring to them as mongoloids and idiots. Christians were his favorite verbal punching bags. He has absolutely no respect for the Christian religion. I believe he actually hates Christians, and finds their ideology to be old fashioned and ignorant". (Link).

This is an ex-Secret Service man, so he is absolutely in a position to know the truth about our gay Muslim "president". You really think he'd lie about something so shocking? I don't. I mean, surely other Secret Service members (ex and current) would speak out if Mr. Horner was making this all up. You hear of any refutations? I sure haven't. No doubt the Obamaites think if they simply don't address these rumors people will say "that can't possibly be true".

Yet we have here (in Mr. Horner) a man who is saying that it IS true! Now, supposedly Snopes "debunked" this story, but I'm not buying it.

Snopes: [None] of these assertions about President Obama [are] true, nor did a former Secret Service agent named Paul Horner write a tell-all book titled The Black House. The NewsExaminer is a fake news web site, and NBC.com.co (which has no affiliation with the NBC network) is a shill fake news web site that reproduces content from NewsExaminer. (Link).

So it's all fake? If that's the case, then why is it that Amazon has a book titled The Black House available for sale? Yeah, according to Amazon the author of this book is Curtis R. Cochran, and not Paul Horner, but I'm guessing that Paul Horner, not being a professional writer, had this Cochran fellow write it up.

So, nice try Snopes, but your "debunk" fails. Apparently the Snopes idiots didn't think that anyone would check if such a book was actually available for sale. Which it is. I mean, I entered "The Black House Paul Horner" into the Amazon search box and this book came up. Also, if you look at the comments on News Examiner's site (attached to the excerpted article above) it's clear that numerous people have read the book. How could people have read it if it doesn't exist? Answer? Obviously they couldn't have.

You think the American people would have voted for Obama had they known this! Even African Americans (who support B. Hussein very strongly) would have rejected him if they had known the truth, I think. Sure, there are Black Muslims (The Nation of Islam), but there are also a lot of African Americans who are Christian. However, neither Christianity nor Islam are accepting of perversions like homosexuality, so I suspect that even Muslims wouldn't have voted for him.

But the Leftist Media clearly is. Accepting of perversion, that is. Which is why they're complicit in this cover up (their part being to not cover/ignore the truth about Obama). Instead they go after fine upstanding good Christian men like Mr. Trump. With made up stories about having a small penis (when his penis is actually humongous).

Disgusting (not Mr. Trump's big penis - that isn't what is disgusting. What's disgusting is that they lie about it being small. Also disgusting that they cover up the truth about our gay sex addicted America-hating Muslim "president").

TLB #75

The Liberal Media's Sick Obsession With Donald Trump's Penis

Caution! This post contains explicit descriptions of the sex act. Not for Children!

The following via some sicko posting on an obscure website called "the cut". This is (according to the article) an excerpt from a fiction book by our future president's ex-wife, Ivana, in which a man and woman "do it". The man (here called "Adam") is a stand in for Mr. Trump. Or so says the article author.

[Adam] took a nipple between his lips, flicked it with his tongue, and felt Katrinka's arms tighten around his neck, her body arch in pleasure. In a moment, they were on the floor, on top of the mink coat, Katrinka's legs gripping his waist as he moved deeper and deeper into her. Finally, after a long time, they finished and lay quiet, each one trying to come to terms with the depth of feeling the other inspired, so much stronger, more compelling than anything either had experienced with other lovers, sometimes bewildering in its intensity, producing alternately joy and terror. As Adam pulled away from her, his cock fell for a moment into the valley between her legs, leaving a smear of semen on the dark silk. He smiled with satisfaction. (Link).

The article goes on from there, chronicling through time each time Donald Trump's penis is mentioned. Or each time Donald Trump mentions his penis. The article is titled "A History of Donald Trump's Penis".

Yeah, it's no wonder the smut-obsessed Liberal media has latched onto this and won't let go. As we all know, it's perverts who gravitate toward the Left. As the "Duck Dynasty" guy, Phil Robertson said, "I'm Republican because Democrats endorse perversion". This is surely an accurate statement.

That's why it really makes me mad when the Liberal media refers to Mr. Trump as "racist" or a "bigot" when the truth is that the Democrat Party is the Party of hate. When it's Democrats who want to tear apart the family and replace family values with perversion. Mr. Trump is a good family man. Yes, he's been married a few times, but each time it was (1) one at a time, and (2) a union of one man and one women. Unlike with Dems, who think two men or two women can be "married".

BTW, clearly Mr. Trump was right to divorce Ivana, author of the pornographic (and gross) "novel" excerpted above... an excerpt from the 1992 "novel" For Love Alone. Trump divorced her in 1991. Perhaps because he came across this smut (while Ivana was writing it) and was disgusted?

Anyway, what this shows is that everyone (it seems) appears to be obsessed with Mr. Trump's member. His ex-wife, the Liberal media, etc. Why? I guess that people's privates are just on the minds of these sick perverts constantly. Is "Little Marco" a closet Liberal? That he was the one that brought up Mr. Trump's penis during the debate does make me wonder. I mean, he IS hispanic. but then, so is the Hispanic-Canadian Cruz.

Another reason to elect Trump. He's the only one left in the race who is a REAL American. Yeah, Kasich is still in it (for some reason), but he does not now (nor did he ever) have a snowball's chance in hell. He won Ohio and then made a big deal about it. How sad and pathetic! He should drop out already. Also, given the fact that he accepted the Medicaid expansion, I have to ask... is this guy a real Conservative or a RINO?

Kasich is opposed to murdering babies in the womb, so he does pass that litmus test. But helping poor losers instead of letting them suffer the consequences of their own bad decisions? No, that doesn't fly with me. No way I'd vote for him. Not that it matters, as Trump pretty much has the nomination in the bag at this point.

TLB #74

Expert Affirms That Trump's Large Penis Could Prevent World War 3

Actually the Liberal Media reports that some quack "doctor" says the exact opposite.

The following via the guttersnipes at The Huffington Post.

Expert Warns That Trump's Small Penis Could Trigger World War III (excerpt) ZURICH (Rooters): Presidential candidate Donald Trump's efforts to refute allegations about the size of his penis received a blow yesterday when a prominent Swiss sex researcher made public a scientific report indicating that Mr. Trump suffers from Small Penis Syndrome (SPS). Professor Herman Schwanzkopf, the report's author, warns that - if Trump becomes President - his efforts to over-compensate for having a "micro-penis" might pose a macro-threat to world peace. (Link).

What a bunch of BS, I say. Another example of the Liberal Media mocking Mr. Trump for his large member. Instead of starting WW3, Mr. Trump will crush ISIS with his huge penis. I'm not saying he'll literally defeat ISIS with his penis, only that Trump's large member will give him the confidence to do what needs to be done to defeat terrorism and make America great again.

Unlike our current Muslim president, B. Hussein. Despite being Black he obviously has a very small penis. Which is why he has us bending over and taking it up the rear like a dirty homosexual. Seriously, B. Hussein prostrating himself in front of our enemies sickens me. Truly, I want to barf.

As the former VP nominee Sarah Palin noted, under Obama "America would apologize as part of the deal as the enemy sends a message to the rest of the world that they capture, and we kowtow, and we apologize, and then we bend over and say thank you enemy".

Sarah Palin is obviously a very smart woman, which is why she endorsed Donald J. Trump for president. Should Mr. Trump name Mrs. Palin as his VP? She is an extremely beautiful woman, as is Trump's current wife, Melania. I'm not sure I'd want a woman a heartbeat away from the presidency, however. I mean, I'm not misogynist, but the leader of the free world seems like the job for a man to me.

Something else that should have disqualified B. Hussein from the presidency, IMO. Not being a man, that is. Fact is, I heard that our Muslim president is a homosexual and his wife is actually a dude. By which I mean "she" is a transexual who hasn't had his weenie cut off.

Are either of these facts true? I can't say I know for certain. But it definitely sounds plausible to me, and, from the looks of it, "Michelle" has a bigger penis than "her" husband. YUCK! Yet another reason we need to make sure the next president is a real man like Donald J. Trump.

Pic: A screenshot of Michelle Obama's penis (clearly visible through her pants) as she dances on the homosexual Ellen Degenerate Show.

TLB #73

"Little Marco" Is Jealous Of Donald Trump's Yuge Penis

Comedian Trevor Noah says our future president is using his yuge dick to f*ck the entire Republican Party.

The following via Mediaite.

Trevor Noah tonight riffed on Donald Trump's dick and the Republican efforts to cockblock him from the general election. He was a little thrown by Trump joking about his manhood, but explained that it's not really his dick that's huge, "it's someone else's huge penis and Trump just licenses his name on it". Noah proceeded to examine just how desperate the Republicans are to prevent Trump from being the nominee, including undermining that whole "every vote counts" thing... but they'll still support him if he's the nominee. And so, Noah concluded that yes, Trump has a big dick after all, because he's using it to "fuck the entire Republican party". (Link).

Darn right Mr. Trump has a big dick. And, hell yeah, he's using it to f*ck the entire Republican Party... including that wuss Marco Rubio. I bet his is "fun sized". Ha ha ha ha ha!

Trump is really shaking things up, which I am very pleased to see. Because most of us have had enough with crappy nominees like John McCain and Mitt Romney. As Donald said, Mitt choked. He should have won in 2018... easily. Because B. Hussein is SO BAD!

And, despite being a Black man, Hussein likely has a small weenie. We know it from the way he's constantly bending over and taking it up the rear from our enemies. First there was the apology tour, now he's practically surrendering to ISIS. Time to elect a REAL man to the presidency, I say.

Donald Trump will dick slap ISIS, just like he dick slapped that putz Jeb Bush. Even his mommy knew the country doesn't need any more bushes! So why the hell did he run?

Thankfully Donald Trump put Jeb's candidacy out of it's misery, right? Even if he had to fib about our former president (the other bush) "lying" about WMD. We all know that Hussein (Saddam, not Barack) moved his WMD to Syria. Where the hell do you think Assad's WMD stockpiles came from?

As for Little Marco, he's toast as well. Going negative on Trump didn't help him one bit (which is why he's now regretting it). He regrets it every day, I'm sure. Attacking Mr. Trump in the area he is CLEARLY lacking in, that is. Marco doesn't have what it takes to be president, while Mr. Trump does. I think you can guess what "it" is. And it is yuge!

TLB #72

Our Future President, Donald Trump, Tweets Photographic Proof of His Impressive Package

The following from ABC News.

Donald Trump... [tweeted] what is supposedly an image of his private-parts. The tweet was quickly deleted but not before being retweeted over 5,000 times. [The caption attached to the tweet said] "As you can clearly see, there is nothing wrong with the size of my penis! Proof!". ABC News reached out to Trump's campaign for comment about the x-rated tweet and (at the time of this press release) did not receive a response. (Donald Trump Tweets Image Of His Penis – WARNING: Graphic Content. 3/9/2016).

Unfortunately ABC news, while attaching the image our future president Donald J. Trump tweeted, censored Mr. Trump's penis with a black box. Clearly this Leftist news media outlet was too frightened to post the uncensored picture. Not that I need to see Mr. Trump's penis to know it is quite large. If you follow the link and take a gander at the pic, you'll see that the black box obscuring Mr. Trump's member is large, hence it stands to reason that what it's covering is large too.

And Mr. Trump, for a man of his age, has a nice body too. Not great, but he's pushing 70, so he's in much better shape than most men his age. As his doctor said, Mr. Trump "will be the healthiest individual ever elected president". This he said he could "state unequivocally".

Politics aside, I have to wonder if it is wise to elect a man as old as Comrade Bernie Sanders as our president. At 74, Bernie Sanders might have a heart attack if he found that the voters selected him. He's so decrepit, though, that he looks like he's at least 90. So it's quite likely he'll die early in his first term, I think. And that's setting aside the fact that, as a Socialist, he'd destroy our economy *if* he were somehow able to push through his agenda of "free stuff".

Then there is Hillary Clinton, who is 68. Sure, she's a year younger than Mr. Trump, but she looks pretty decrepit to me too. And do we really want some old hag as the ruler of the free world? As opposed to a man whose "physical strength and stamina are extraordinary"?

Hillary Clinton has serious health problems that are being covered up. The Political Insider says "her closest advisor Huma Abedin has admitted on State Department emails that Hillary is sick and often confused. And Matt Drudge has noted Hillary Clinton's possible use of a walker during magazine photo shoots".

Yikes, huh? And her failing health isn't the only reason she's unfit to be president. I think that she could also die in office. Or be indicted and sent to prison. Tom Delay says that the FBI is "ready to indict" her. If so, will HRC drop out, clearing the way for Bernie Sanders to run as the Democratic nominee?

If so I predict an easy victory for Mr. Trump. Yes, a LOT of worthless Takers want the free stuff Comrade Sanders is offering (paid for by Makers like myself), but a majority reject the politics of envy that Sanders represents. Trump would also prevail in a matchup with HRC, however. There is a lot of hate out there for the Clinton crime family.

So Trump is virtually a LOCK for our next president. Of this I am fairly confident. Unless the Republican establishment tries to steal the nomination from Mr. Trump. And the Democrats could ramp up their election thievery. That is another worry. But, given that many states have instituted voter ID laws, that should be minimal (I hope).

Which is why I'm tentatively concluding that, come January 2017, we're going to be inaugurating a president Trump. The healthiest individual ever elected, according to his doctor. And the most well endowed too. Which clearly is driving the Leftist media crazy, what with them cracking jokes about Mr. Trump's impressive package. How juvenile of them.

TLB #71

Donald Trump's Manhood Is Enormous

I LOLed when our future president dick slapped that pathetic putz Jeb with his huge swinging member... metaphorically speaking. Mr. Trump was absolutely correct about the invasion of Iraq being a strategic blunder of the highest order. He was dead wrong about our former president George W lying, however.

But I say Mr. Trump did what he had to do to take out Jeb, so I harbor no ill will for his misrepresentation of the Bush administration getting it wrong concerning Hussein (Saddam, not Barack) having WMD. Democrats and other world leaders all thought Iraq had WMD.

But now that Jeb is out of the race Mr. Trump says he doesn't know if the former president Bush lied. He does know. Bush did not lie. The reason he says he "doesn't know" is because it would be too jarring to the stupids for him to go directly from saying Bush lied to saying he didn't lie. He'll get to that later. The important thing is that Mr. Trump did what was necessary to get rid of Jeb.

That's what men with enormous dicks do. Being so well endowed gives them the nerve to do what is necessary to get the job done. That is one of the reasons I'm casting my ballot for Donald Trump. He'll kick Hillary's ass. Mr. Trump, I'm confidently predicting, WILL be our next president. And, just like Mr. Trump, my confidence comes from having a big dick. In addition to a big brain. Something else Mr. Trump and myself have in common.

That Mr. Trump has a big brain in addition to a big dick is something we know because of his enormous success in business. Two things his rivals find incredibly intimidating. His success in the boardroom due to his big brain and his success in the bedroom (bedding some of the hottest women on the planet) due to his having a big member.

The combination of the two makes many men extremely jealous. Those with small dicks, that is. Men who are similarly endowed (men like myself) can't help but respect Mr. Trump. Because he's used both of his endowments to achieve such great success. And both his big brain and his big dick will contribute to the success of his presidency, as the world leaders he meets with will be intimidated (by both).

TLB #70

Donald Trump Has A Huge Dick

He guaranteed us that he has no problem in that department. And he has a smoking hot wife. You think a woman that hot would marry ONLY for money? Yeah, money was most likely a factor, but you think a woman that looks like Melania is going to marry a guy with a small dick? I think not.

And Melania is just the latest model. Trump dumped the previous wives and upgraded because he's THE MAN. And, having a big dick gives a man the confidence to be successful in business. As a man who has been successful in business myself, I can attest to this trueism.

People say that African American men have large members, but if that's universally the case, then why is Barack Obama such a weenie? I mean, he's letting ISIS walk all over us! Something they knew they could do thanks to Hussein's first order of business as president being him going on an apology tour!

This was his way of saying "I'm with you, my Muslim brothers". They knew then that there was nothing to fear under a Hussein presidency of US troops coming in and kicking their asses. Because, as Obama said in his memoir, he stands with the Muslims. Because he is one. And, I'd bet a lot of money that he has a small dick.

President Trump doesn't lack the BALLS (which are also large, matching his huge swinging member) to send in the troops to take out those ISIS terrorist bastards once and for all! Sure the American people are tired of war, but this would be purely a mop up operation. First (as he said), President Trump would bomb the shit out of them.

Which is why I'm so looking forward to Mr. Trump's presidency. ISIS will be defeated and we'll take their oil. Which means that gas prices will likely drop below a buck a gallon. The Trump presidency will bring prosperity back to American. As Trump says, he's going to "make America great again".

By the way, I did see all the Leftist media outlets making fun of Donald, but it was Marco Rubio who insinuated that Donald's equipment is fun-sized. Mr. Trump had to respond to a challenge to his manhood, so it's Rubio who should they should be poking fun at, and NOT Mr. Trump.

TLB #69