President Trump To Dreamers: Get The Hell Out Of My Country!

The fake news is attempting to spin recent developments as President Trump allowing these parasites to stay, but it's bullshit. President Trump would NEVER allow these so-called "dreamers" to continue leaching off our great country. He promised to get tough on people here illegally. A promise he would NEVER break!

Nancy Poop-loser and up-Chuck Schumie think they made a deal with Trump to allow the "dreamers" to stay, but they were PLAYED. "Any statements from Pelosi and Schumer should be ignored" according to Bill O'Reilly.

And Mr. O'Reilly is right, of course. Nancy and Chuck won't be writing the legislation. Congressional Republicans will. And they want the DACA dreamers to get the hell out of the USA as much as Trump does. Or the Freedom Caucus does. And they'll say "no way, Jose" to any legislation that allows these law-breakers to stay.

Either we're a nation of laws or we aren't. Of course the lawless Muslim who occupied the White House for 8 years used unconstitutional powers to allow these illegal brats to stay in our country (stealing jobs from Americans and leaching off the Libtard-created Social Safety Hammock). But President Trump will NOT tolerate these law-breakers!

No matter that their parents brought them as young children. Just as ignorance of the law is no excuse, neither is a young age. They broke the law and they must leave. Supposedly some don't even speak Spanish. Tough titties. They better learn.

An official Trump administration press release says "The Department of Homeland Security urges DACA recipients to use the time remaining on their work authorizations to prepare for and arrange their departure from the United States".

You can't get any clearer than that. This "deal" that Nancy and Chuck THINK they made? That's Trump yanking their chain. He's having a bit of fun at the expense of these hated Libtards. He's also having some fun at the expense of the dreamer brats. Many aren't kids any longer, but adults. Adults that should have self deported as soon as they turned 18. 18 is when you take responsibility for your own actions. Instead they opted to stay here illegally.

Get the hell out! Then we build the wall to keep them out (given the fact that they'll probably try to sneak back in). BTW, that social safety hammock I previously mentioned? It's gone as soon as Trump signs his first budget. We might not be able to deport American born Libtard losers, but Trump WILL kick them off the dole! God bless President Trump.

TLB #87

Hero President Saves Lives Of Hurricane Harvey Victims (Confirmed Via Photographic Proof)!

In my last post (TLB #85) I related an account of (duly elected, electoral college winning) President Donald J. Trump saving the life of a Hurricane Harvey victim in Texas. Although, at the end of my account, I revealed that I'd made it all up.

However, as it turns out, Trump actually DID save the life. At least one, as the picture at the top of this post shows. I assume that the man grabbed hold of the rag held out by our hero president, then clamored into the raft.

Mr. Trump then went on to save more lives. I assume. I mean, he wouldn't go out, save one life, then return. As if the one life he save was a "photo op". He wouldn't waste the time of the rescuers in that manner. Because they've got work to do and that doesn't include presidential photo ops.

The photo is REAL, in other words. The President saved one life, for which a photographer happened to be close enough to snap a pic (obviously the photographer isn't a member of the dishonest media). Trump then went on to save many more lives. I assume. Because (as I already pointed out), it wasn't a photo op. Also, the Austin Fire Department rescuers were doing a job that didn't end with one rescue. So SUCK on that, Libtards!

Now, I should point out that I got this pic via Snopes (the biased Libtard "fact checking" site). Snopes says the image is a photoshop creation. They then show an image they SAY is the "original".

No doubt there are Libtard "photography experts" who work for Snopes who say that the red rag Trump has in his hand was placed there to obscure photoshopping work/extend his reach. Libtard asshats may point out that the 2nd image is obviously the clearer of the two. But I say that the 2nd image is the fake/photoshopped one. A Libtard would photoshop our heroic hero president out of a picture showing him rescuing a Harvey victim. There is no low to which they will stoop to discredit our awesome president. Because they are filled with hate for this great man.

Snopes claims that the "original" picture can be found on CNN (and they provide a link). CNN is one of the fake news outfits that have been trying to take down our wonderful leader (a fact Trump himself has tweeted about). The Libtards running CNN hate President Trump with a passion. That they'd edit him out of a picture in which he saves the life of a Harvey victim should be a surprise to no one. Shame on Snopes and shame on CNN for spreading fake news and photoshopping out of existence the heroics of our hero president!

TLB #86

Donald J. Trump, The Heroic Hero President Who Personally Saved Many Lives While Visiting The Harvey-Ravaged Texas

"All the photos of our grand children have been destroyed" an old woman blubbered into the microphone of a reporter. President Donald J. Trump approached the woman, placed his arm around her, and comforted her. "Thank you, Mr. President" the crying woman cried, burying her face in our sympathetic leader's chest.

"There, there" the emphatic comforter-in-chief said, comforting the ugly old hag. "You'll be back in your home soon" Mr. Trump said. "Within days, I can tell you that. Believe me. If I have to rebuild your house myself, I'll do it" Trump promised. "Thank you, sir" the old hag replied, mascara running down her ugly old hag face.

"Help!" a young girl screamed, running up to our commanding and handsome POTUS. "My grandmother fell into the river" she cried. Our brave and heroic President did not hesitate. He ran in the direction of the cries for help; the direction the young girl had come from. Approaching the churning water our hero president, without breaking his stride, dove into the inky black and swiftly moving icy cold water.

Spotting a floating, but quickly moving body, our duly elected POTUS swam toward (what he assumed was) the grandmother. Trump's powerful arms cut through the water, propelling him forward. Soon he caught up with the body. Another old hag, our hero-in-chief noted. Not more than an "2". Still, he grabbed her and swum toward shore.

Thanks to his muscular biceps and a Hercules-like strength belying his 71 years, Trump easily hefted the plump grandmother into the air. Moving away from the shore, Trump placed her gently down on the grass and began CPR. Soon the woman coughed and spat up some of the dirty water. "You saved me!" the woman exclaimed, greatly surprised to see that her hero was the duly elected, Electoral College winning, president of the United States.

"You are welcome, milady", the compassionate hero president replied. Soon people - the Secret Service members tasked with protecting the greatest leader ever to serve our nation, members of the fake news (horrible people who hate our country) and members of the public - surrounded our heroic hero president and the old grandmother he had just saved. The little girl was there too. Falling to her knees, she gave her grandmother a huge hug. Turning to the president she exclaimed "thank you for saving mi abuela, sir".

"Huh, what's that?" Trump asked, a confused look on his face. "Abuela is Spanish for grandmother, sir" a Secret Service man said. "I see" the president replied. "Are you and your grandmother in the United States legally, little girl?" a suspicious POTUS inquired. As it turns out, she was not. Both the little girl and her grandmother were in the US illegally, and they were soon deported. But not before posing for pictures.

Given the fact that the picture-takers were members of the lying media, however, the headlines read "heartless Trump has young girl and her grandmother deported". They didn't report the heroic rescue, the lying America-hating bastards! Or, that's what I'm guessing would happen if the story I just related had actually happen. Instead of being 100 percent fabricated by me.

Because the press is the enemy of the American people and will NEVER give Trump a break, nor praise him when praise is warranted. Which, given the fact that Donald J. Trump is the greatest president to ever grace the office in the entirety of the history of our nation, is often. But, being mostly Libtards, the media hates the United States and wants to see it fail.

Sad, but true. The Left despises Trump so much that the fellow could discover a cure for Alzheimer's and they'd probably say that it was because he hated young folks. Seriously, what I've been witnessing over the past seven months is like nothing that I've ever seen before (and, trust me, I've been around for a while). It's creepy and disturbing - The fact that the media and deep-state are trying to take him down over complete bullshit (the whole fake Russia narrative).

Image: What our heroic hero president looks like in my dreams. Thank you, God, for allowing the citizens of the United States to see the truth about the corrupt Hillary Clinton and vote for Mr. Trump, making him our 45th duly elected President!

TLB #85