Thursday, November 23, 2017

I'm A Hebephile Too!

This is a post about Alabamian candidate for US Senate, Roy Moore. Roy Moore is a good Christian man who has falsely been accused of molesting and sexually assaulting young teenage girls decades ago. Clearly this is a political attack orchestrated by the Left as a dishonest and immoral scheme to derail his candidacy and help his ultra Liberal Democrat opponent. Because, like Trump, Moore will be a force of disruption re the corrupt establishment (Republican and Democrat).

I stumbled upon a blog by a wise sage calling himself FreeThinke yesterday. I encourage my readers to travel on over to his blog and read his excellent defense of Mr. Moore. In a post on his blog the Free Thinker writes "Some of these allegations are clearly fabrications. That certainly seems to be true of the claims against Roy Moore".

Actually those are words from an American Thinker article by by Clarice Feldman, a chick! Moore's wife Kayla is also standing by him, saying "I have been married to my husband Judge Roy Moore for over 32 years... and he has always been an officer and a gentleman". The point being that, while multiple women are lying about Moore, multiple women know the truth!

As for Roy Moore's future wife, Moore himself wrote that they met while attending "a dance recital at Gadsden State Junior College". Newsweek points out that this was when Moore was 29 and Kayla was 15. Big whoop. I'm sure he asked her mother's permission before dating her. As he previously noted was his custom.

Scratch that. As per Newsweek, Roy did not actually start courting Kayla until several years later. So she was at least 17 when Mr. Moore first felt her up (possibly grabbing and squeezing her titties). And I am POSITIVE he asked her mother's permission. Can I massage your daughter's boobies? May I place your daughter's hand on my erect penis? And other similar questions.

Note that pedophilia is illegal. The Cultural Marxist media has been lying about Moore being a "pedophile". However, as per the definition, pedophiles are sexually attracted exclusively to prepubescent children. This would be before the young girl hits age 10 or 11, which is when puberty usually begins for females. Although (again, as per the definition), "criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13".

This explains why the youngest teen Roy Moore dated was 14. He is not a pedophile and is not attracted to children! Yet any frequent viewer of the news is bound to hear "pedophile, pedophile, pedophile" in any coverage of this story by the dissembling Leftist media. It makes me sick how they can get away with their fake news and not be called on it!

Roy Moore is clearly a hebephile, which is an individual who has a strong, persistent sexual interest other humans (of the opposite sex) who are pubescent (early adolescent), which is typically ages 11–14. Although Moore has dated young girls older than that, so that might mean he is a ephebophile, which would be the term used to describe someone with a sexual interest in girls 15 to 19 years old.

Either way, 20 years is obviously way too old for Moore. To date, at least. Or so I thought until I read on Wikipedia that Moore and Kayla Kisor "married a year later in 1985 when Moore was 38 and Kisor was 24". So I was wrong when I speculated she was 17 when they started dating earlier in my commentary. And I was also wrong with my sentence at the beginning of this paragraph. Nothing wrong at all about dating a 23 year old and then marrying a 24 year old.

Me, I think 24 is too old. I mean, being a man in his mid-50's, I used to date women in their 30s and 40s (while saying no to 50 year old old hags past their prime). I consider myself to be a healthy, in shape, hunky man in his 50s. Also, being quite wealthy (more on that in a future post), there are different standards, of course. Young women like to be with older, more financially stable men.

So, I was dating this 30-something woman when her 13 year old daughter caught my eye. Subsequently I asked permission to date her (the daughter). The mother was irrationally offended and slapped me and told me to get the f*ck out of her house. Then (a few months later), when I came into some money (a rich relative died) she actually approached me!

She was interested in resuming our relationship, but I said "no way". I did take the opportunity to remind her that I found her daughter quite attractive, however. At which point she began crying. Finally I got it out of her that she'd run into some financial difficulty and was about to have her home foreclosed on.

Anyway, I managed to negotiate a date with her daughter in exchange for paying off her mortgage. Actually, I gave her a few thousand dollars for the date and it wasn't until awhile later that she agreed I could go further if I stepped in to prevent her (and her daughter's) imminent homelessness.

Deflowering a 13 year old was one of the finest experiences of my life, I must say. Or, so I imagine, given the fact that, if anyone asks, the 13 year old and I only kissed. As opposed to me taking her "innocence". I will deny that happened, as will the girl and her mother. Because I warned them of the severe consequences if either of them blabbed.

Not because there is anything wrong with what I did, but because some tightwads might THINK there is something wrong with a 50-something year old man having sex with a 13yo girl. I mean, I never considered it previously. Or, I thought about my urges but never acted on them until recently. Obviously, as per the acceptance by the voters of Alabama (who may very well send Roy Moore to the Senate) Trump's base thinks it's perfectly natural (Joseph was an older male when he hooked up with Mary).

In a comment on his blog, FreeThinke writes, "attempts to DENY our essential identity as SEXUAL BEINGS have caused MOST of the MISERY experienced through the ages". Additionally "hypocritical moralizing is as harmful to the human psyche as it is vicious and profoundly stupid".

Donald Trump also dates (and marries) younger women (though not as young as Moore used to date). The lesson here is that men should throw off the chains of hypocrisy and stop denying our essential identity as sexual beings. If a man is attracted to a young girl, he should go for it. As long as she is 13 or older. And especially if, when you ask her mother for permission, the mother says yes.

As for older women who want to date young men? I'm not opposed (lest you accuse me of sexism). Perhaps the old bag is well off and the young man sees the perks in having a sugar-mamma. And he will agree to date the older woman (despite his natural revulsion). That's fine by me. I am surely no prude. In fact, I've decided that I'm a PROUD hebephile. Although I'm not going to go around announcing it. Outside of this blog post, that is (which I will claim is "satire" if it comes to anyone's attention).

BTW, now that I've had my way with the 13yo a few dozen times, I think I've tired of her. Time to find another girl to "date". As for the mother, when I paid off her mortgage I also had her sign a non-disclosure agreement drawn up by my lawyer. I don't think she read the agreement carefully, because it says I am the owner of her home and can kick her to the curb anytime I choose. That will ensure she keeps her mouth shut, I am confident. I mean, she already agreed to let me bone her daughter to avoid being put out in the cold.

TLB #89, BS #11.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

It Has Been Revealed To Me That I, Barlowe Bayer, Am A Prophet Of The Savior Of The United States, Donald John Trump

Armageddon was averted with the election of Donald J. Trump. Hillary, the beast foretold of in the Book of Revelation, was defeated by an emissary sent by our Lord and Savior. That emissary? Donald John Trump. Trump, prior to being sent to earth on a mission from God to delay the Rapture, resided in Heaven at God's right hand. One of the "Powers" Angels (the picture above depicts Trump in his true form).

Wikipedia/Christian angelology/Powers or Authorities: The "Powers" (lat. potestas f, pl. potestates), or "Authorities", from the Greek exousiai, (pl. of exousia, see Greek root in Eph 3:10). The primary duty of the "Powers" is to supervise the movements of the heavenly bodies in order to ensure that the cosmos remains in order. Being warrior angels, they also oppose evil spirits... These angels are usually represented as soldiers wearing full armor and helmet... Their duty is to oversee the distribution of power among mankind, hence their name.

That Trump is actually a Powers Angel came to me in a powerful vision. Suddenly I knew that the Savior of the United States came to us from the realm of the All Mighty. To do battle with the evil Hildebeest. Victory was not guaranteed. A loss would result in the commencement of Armageddon, or the end of the world as we know it.

In a prior post I misidentified Donald Trump as a prophet of God. But the absolute truth is that, our President, as revealed to me in my vision, is a Powers Angel. Not incidentally, it is I, Barlowe Bayer, who is a prophet (I've come to realize). Although I'm not sure, as a prophet of Trump, what my duties and responsibilities are.

Frankly it's a position that I'd prefer fall to someone else. Maybe spreading the word via this blog will be all that will be required of me. Unless I receive another vision informing me otherwise, I will assume that is the totality of what the Heavenly Father is requiring of me at this time.

BTW, remember that the evil Hildebeest was defeated but not destroyed. The NYT reports that there are rumors of a HRC comeback. The article suggests that the Hildebeest may run for the mayorship of NYC. Fake news? Most likely, considering the source. But the fact remains that HRC lives. And, while evil lives, evil plots.

My point is that the destruction of the United States has only been postponed. The Deep State continues to do battle with our duly elected president, Donald Trump. The forces of evil hope to bring down Mr. Trump via false charges of collusion with Russia. When we all know that it was HRC who colluded with Putin.

A fact I will be writing about in the future. For now let me just say that the fight continues. The election of Donald Trump as President of the United States did not deter the Hildebeest or her master, Satan. God knows that he will destroy the enemy of His elect, Israel, at Megiddo, also called the Valley of Josaphat (Source), while Satan believes he will be victorious.

As a Christian, and now prophet of the Savior Donald John Trump, I know that this battle is inevitable. But, as far as I'm concerned, this battle can (and should) occur at a later date. This is why Our Heavenly Father sent his emissary (and Powers Angel), Donald John Trump, to keep the Hildebeest at bay (for now).

Why have we been granted this reprieve? I honestly cannot say, except to point out that God would not have sent Trump to save us if this was the time that the End Times should begin. And I, as a prophet of Trump (as revealed to me in a vision from God) will spread the word via this blog. Be thankful loyal Christian supporters of Trump. The time for death and destruction is not yet upon us! Praise be to Trump!

TLB #88, BS #10.