Thursday, December 28, 2017

Thank God (The Christian God) That Donald Trump Has Given Us Permission To Say "Happy New Year" Again

First President Trump brought back saying "Merry Christmas". An affirmation of this Christian holiday that the entire nation should be celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior. Because we are a Christian nation. Barack Obama (being a devout Muslim) hated that Christian Americans (the Majority) celebrate during the month of December. He might have signed an executive order on the issue (I'd have to look that up to be sure).

As I previously related, I know from personal experience that wishing people a "Merry Christmas" was at least strongly discouraged. I bet you didn't know, however, that "Happy New Year" was similarly discouraged. As per the Islamic calendar (the Hijri calendar), "The current Islamic year is 1439 AH. In the Gregorian calendar, 1439 AH runs from approximately 21 September 2017 to 10 September 2018".

The Gregorian calendar is the calendar we use in the Western/Christian world. A new year for Muslims does not come to pass until September 10, 2018. January 1, 2018 (Gregorian calendar) is just another day for Muslims. Muslims like the prior president, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. If Obama discouraged saying Merry Christmas because he didn't recognize Christmas (as a Muslim), he SURELY did not recognize New Year's Day as any kind of holiday.

This is a fact I was previously blissfully unaware of. How did I find out you may ask? Dan told me. Dan, as you may recall, is the office Liberal. Or the only person in the office whom everyone knows is a Liberal due to the fact that he's obnoxious about it.

"Happy New Year" I wished a number of my co workers after we returned to work in 2013 after the Christmas holiday. Including Aadila, a Muslim woman who is part of the secretarial pool. You could tell she is Muslim because she wears a hijab. I found out about that after I asked her why she was wearing a scarf all the time.

So, I was working at my computer when Dan approached me. Sitting in a chair next to my desk, Dan said, "hey, buddy, you probably don't know it, but Aadila, as a Muslim, doesn't follow the same calendar as we do. By wishing her a happy new year, you're offending her religion".

WTF? I responded. Dan started to explain, but I got and left. "Bathroom emergency" I lied as I walked away briskly. I had to get away from Dan before he angered me so much I was tempted to punch him in the nose (what eventually got me fired). Anyway, while in the bathroom I decided to "release some tension" and rub one out. Before "release" I decided to snap a pic of my powerful erection and send it to Aadila.

She might be a Muslim, but she's also incredibly hot. I don't want to date her, but I surely won't mind a one night stand. Hopefully my dick pic would convince her of the same. Like romancing a woman to convince her that you should date, the purpose of a dick pic is to convince a lady that you and her should bang. Once, just for the joy of it. Women are human beings, after all. And we're ALL sexual animals.

I surely couldn't expect her to make a decision in favor of one night of passion with no idea of what my equipment looks like, right? I mean, what if we got naked and she found out that my junk was "fun sized"? Not that that was a possibility, given how LARGE I am down there. But how would she now without a picture?

Unfortunately Aadila and I never hooked up. The BITCH reported me to HR and I was called in for some "counseling". I lied and said I sent the pic by accident and it was intended for my RECEIPTIVE girlfriend. What ended up happening is that the firm paid Aadila some money to go away. And a letter of "reprimand" was placed in my permanent file.

"You are so close to being fired" the big boss told me. "Now, given the fact that you're our most productive agent, I would really hate to have to do that" the boss said, smiling. Then we laughed about the dick pic. "Wow!" the boss exclaimed. "I can definitely see why you'd be interested in hitting that" he exclaimed, making a "large bazooms" motion with his hands.

"Unfortunately we can't have it, Barlowe. I should dock your pay for what we had to pay Aadila to go away. But I'll just take it out of your bonus. Now, don't do it again" the boss said, winking. Fortunately (for me) the #meetoo CRAP was years away.

"I have a wife, a mistress and a girlfriend, Barlowe. But I didn't meet any of them here at the firm. From now on consider all women who work here off limits". "Look, but don't touch", I replied. "Got it boss". "Exactly" the boss agreed. "Also, don't say anything that could get you in trouble. We all know how sensitive chicks are".

Anyway, I'd like to wish my readers a very Happy New Year. Now that I'm ALLOWED to do so, what with a fine Christian man like Donald J Trump in the White House. As opposed to a Muslim America hater like the former potus.

TLB #96, BS #14.

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Praise Jesus! Our Godly Leader Donald Trump Allows Us To Say "Merry Christmas" Again

This is after 8 LONG years of a Muslim being in charge. And saying "no way" to displays by Christians of "the reason for the season". I know that I am so happy to have a real Godly Christian man back in the White House. As opposed to tratorious Muslim vermin like Obama and family.

Now, if you're thinking, "wait a minute, Barlowe. Saying Merry Christmas was never outlawed", I must strongly disagree. Not "outlawed" per say, but I know for a FACT that it was strongly discouraged. The firm where I work switched from having CHRISTMAS parties to HOLIDAY parties. This, even though I'm sure my old boss was and is still a Republican. I'm not sure if he voted for Trump or not, though (I left the firm before the 2016 election).

In any case, I, during one of these "holiday" parties, innocently wished a number of my fellow employees a very Merry Christmas. I did this because I am a Christian who acknowledges that the reason that we celebrate is due to the birth of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Does this OFFEND non Christians? Perhaps, but I seriously do not give a f*ck. This is America and (as per the Founding Fathers) also a CHRISTIAN Nation!

Anyway, my wishing people a "Merry Christmas" (both before, during and after the "Holiday Party") apparently offended someone. I suspect it was the Muslim. There is (or was) some brown skinned woman who wore a hijab employed as a secretary. And, YES, I did wish her a "Merry Christmas" on multiple occasions. It was after I loudly wished "Aadila" (I think that was her name) a very Merry Christmas that Dan (the Liberal slacker) approached me. According to Dan I was disrespecting Aadila's religion and making her uncomfortable.

Well, I told Dan to piss off. America is a Christian Nation and Muslims, if they don't like it, can go back where they came from. Aadila, and other Muslims, should be grateful to live in a country where they are granted such freedom. Dan, a sour look on his mug, told me that he'd be reporting me to HR. I told him to go ahead and do that. Then I walked away. Even though he continued to lecture me. "Don't walk away from me when I'm talking" Dan objected.

"F*ck off Dan" I said angrily (though under my breath so nobody but Dan could hear). Dan obviously got it that I was in no mood to be messed with and he left, although he did march straight into HR. It wasn't long after that that the big boss called me into his office. "We can't have this, Barlowe!" the big boss bellowed. "Can't have what?" I responded. "I've heard about your anti-Muslim bigotry. This is an all inclusive firm and YOUR bigotry will not be tolerated!"

WTF, I thought. "You're talking about me wishing people a Merry Christmas?" I asked. "I think that you should stop saying that", the boss man countered. "Try Happy Holidays instead" he suggested. Although I could tell that it wasn't a suggestion. This was surely the result of a Muslim being in charge of our nation. Of that I had no doubt. And now that a Christian man is president again, it is crystal clear.

Obama (a Muslim) as president had a chilling effect on the utterance of the phrase "Merry Christmas". I know this is a FACT due to me personally being told not to wish anyone (in my workplace) a "Merry Christmas". So, before you buy into the Liberal bullshit about "Merry Christmas" never being verboten during the Obama administration, just know that they're lying.

Praise be to Trump for bringing back "Merry Christmas". And it will be a very Merry Christmas, what with the spectacular gift POTUS Trump has bestowed upon us. I refer to the tax cuts. Barlowe, being the proprietor of a pass through entity, will benefit greatly.

Paul Ryan wants to go after entitlements next, and to that I say "it's about time". Let these poor losers get jobs and pay for their own "necessities" (big screen TVs, Play Station 3s, Mercedes, steaks and shrimp for every meal, etc) instead of MOOCHING off hard working tax paying MAKERS like myself!

TLB #95, BS #13.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Confirmed! George Soros Stole Alabama Election From Roy Moore For Doug Jones

In my last post I wondered if the election in Alabama had been stolen. I mean, would the citizens of Red Red Alabama REALLY send an evil pro-baby-murder Leftist to the Senate? Instead of a good Christian man like the honorable Judge Roy Moore? Yes, there were allegations of pedophila against Moore, but the allegations were 100% FALSE.

In fact, the lying sluts who came forward and LIED about Roy Moore groping them were PROVEN to have lied. Beverly Young Nelson admitted that she forged Moore's inscription in her yearbook. Additionally, it was revealed that the fake media organization known as the "Washington Post" PAID women to make up bogus stories about Moore (he should sue their asses!).

I was confident that the good White Christian voters of Alabama would see through this bullshit and get out and vote for Roy Moore. Instead the "news" media is reporting that the BLACK vote was larger than ever and that pushed the anti-Life Jones over the top. Narrowly.

So narrowly that Roy Moore did not concede. Not all the votes are counted and he might yet win (*fingers crossed*). But was the Black vote (people who vote solely on the issue of government handouts and freebies) ACTUALLY as large as reported, or is there something fishy going on here? Well, I looked into it, and what I found is that, YES, the election was almost certainly stolen. Explaining why Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill says he is investigating concerns of voter fraud.

Aaccording to Father Mark Hodges of LifeSiteNews (pro-life organization), "Doug Jones didn't win the Alabama election. George Soros and his media allies did". As revealed by Mr. Hodges, "Highway 31", a George Soros funded anti-Moore superPAC "created and bought time for ads smearing Moore with long-disproved accusations, such as the slander that he was... banned from the Gadsden Mall".

Soros' SuperPAC, in addition to registering felons to vote (5 to 10 thousand murders, rapists and other violent criminals), bussed in out-of-state Blacks to vote in Alabama (comitting multiple felonies!).

Bill Mitchell is a pro-Trump patriot and founder of YourVoiceRadio, a podcast and a YouTube channel. The Weekly Standard reported (prior to the 2016 POTUS election), "Mitchell's highest calling is unskewing the polls to mete out the hidden truth of an inevitable Trump win".

So, as we all know, Trump won the election. Mitchell also predicted that Moore would win. On 11/26/2017 Mitchell tweeted "Moore will win easily. AL gave Trump a 28 point margin in 2016". Are we to believe that Mitchell accurately predicted Trump's win, but was so wrong about Moore? Or is it more likely that the Dems (funded by Soros) cheated?

Yeah, the Alabama election was CLEARLY stolen. If you don't see it you need to get to a proctologist ASAP to have your head extracted from your asshole. The dishonest D'rats will stop at nothing to derail Trump's MAGA agenda. Because they hate America and do NOT want it to be great again. Let's pray Moore gets the recount he's calling for and it is proven that he actually won.

TLB #94

Monday, December 18, 2017

Voters Of Alabama Demand More Abortions!

With the election of the lover of baby murder, Doug Jones, elected to the US Senate, the people of Alabama have made their choice clear. That choice? More abortion. Moore (ironically?) is opposed to abortion. Yet the voters chose Jones, sending a message. That message? "We love abortion".

Hard to believe. The electorate of RED RED Alabama went for a pro-baby murder like Jones? Maybe the election was stolen? Moore has yet to concede, and is seeking a recount. Yet HOW could it be close enough for Obama to steal (for Jones) unless a near majority of the voters of Alabama LOVE abortion?

I don't know. I was very pleased with the election of Donald John Trump. America is finally back on the right track. With principled Christian men like Kris Kobach working hard to take the vote away from minority and "immigrant" cheaters (double and illegal voters) Mr. Trump vanquished the evil Hildabeest. But now this????

Satan's candidate Jones won, and you know that HIGH on his agenda will be increasing abortions pronto! "I love killing babies" Doug Jones exclaimed in his victory speech. "This is a great victory for lovers of murdering babies. My master Satan thanks the voters of Alabama. Now on to Washington so I can get down to the hard work of writing legislation to make abortion on demand more readily available. And government funded".

Or, that's what Jones would have said had he told the truth. Instead he referenced the false allegations of "child molestering" the Left drummed up agaisnt the Christian candidate Moore. A reporter for the WP (the lying media's flagship) named Bernie Bernstein solicited (and offered cash payments) for lying whores to make false charges against Roy Moore. I've heard the audio.

The WP, of course, denied that anyone in their employ was named "Bernie Bernstein" or that anyone who worked for them recorded the robocall. I call bullshit on their denials. This is how they got the women who have made fake charges of groping against Moore to "come forward". They obviously paid them off. Being a good Christian man, Roy Moore would never sexually assault, grope, or otherwise assault a child! The very idea is preposterous.

I think it's more likely that Doug Jones molested kids. Male kids. And that we haven't heard about it because the WP sat on the story/covered it up. I have no proof, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if it was 100% true. Because someone as evil as Jones wouldn't be content to only murder babies.

TLB #93

Friday, December 15, 2017

Barlowe Bayer's Tale Of An Uber Successful Hardworking Maker

The hardworking Maker whom this tale concerns? That would be me, Barlowe Bayer. I've busted my ass since being released from prison. On bullshit charges, I should note. Since when are people arrested for acting in self defense? My arrest and conviction was an outrage and a miscarriage of justice.

Anyway, that I've been busting my ass trying to rebuild my life explains why there are 2 large gaps in my blogging. It was December of 2014 when I was convicted (railroaded) by a Libtard judge for defending myself. Unfortunately I gained the upper hand and beat the shit out of my provoker. For that "crime" I received a 6 month prison sentence. This happened because I refused to accept a plea deal. Because I was innocent.

Afterward, rebuilding my life left little time for blogging. I began serving my sentence in late January of 2015 and was released in July of the same year. For a short period of time I worked in the fast food industry, flipping burgers at Mickey Dee's.

This was almost worse than being in prison. Having to take orders from the pimply-faced teen who was my boss. It took great restraint on my part not to tell the Mickey Dee's boss baby to shove it up his ass. F*cking brat thought I was a loser because I was a middle aged man working for minimum wage.

Because of that he thought he could talk down to and disrespect me. No way I'd have taken that except I was desperate. Luckily he was the only person who knew I was an ex-con (my probation officer set up the interview). But all the while I was working at MD's, I was calling, schmoozing and networking. In an effort to restart my career. At first I met with no success. Eventually one of my old clients told me what I already suspected. Which is that my old boss (and FORMER friend) was bad mouthing me behind my back!

The a**hole! I'll have my revenge one day. I'm not sure how right now, but I can't dwell on that now. Things took a turn for the better when my uncle died, leaving everything to me in his will. I was made whole again and then some. Turns out the old bachelor had socked quite a bit away.

After receiving my inheritance I made an offer clients could not refuse. Which was that I would work for them gratis. For free, that is. Then, after the results of my work were known, I gave them the option of paying me for more work, or for us to part ways. Now, given the fact that Barlowe KNOWS what he's doing and does it well, most of these clients decided to pay me for my work.

The only trouble with this tact was that I was seriously eating into my inheritance for the period of time I was giving away my talent (and working for nothing). But, given how much money my uncle left me (I'm not going to give even a ballpark figure, but TRUST ME, it was a LOT), I made it through OK. Point is, if you work hard and put your nose to the grindstone, you will prevail.

For the record, the amount I paid out in "inheritance taxes" was more than what I lost working for a zero dollar wage. Freaking greedy government! Now, our new leader, President Trump, has vowed to put an end to this greed (by eliminating the death tax). Unfortunately it will be too late for me. I already paid (another anal raping, if you ask me). I doubt the law will be retroactive.

Anyway, I'm back. Honestly, I wouldn't have to work if I didn't want to, but I love what I do. That, and I love to live large. Jaunts to Europe, fancy sports cars, a few homes, dining in fine restaurants, etc. I deserve it after what I've been through. But such a life isn't cheap. Especially when the tax man anally rapes you on a regular basis (being self employed I have to pay Uncle Sam an estimated tax quarterly).

Hopefully President Trump will do something to alleviate my burden. The largest tax cut in history is what I'm hearing. Sounds good to me. I might even hire on a few employees to do the bookkeeping after my tax cut goes through. Full time that is. Right now I use a few people sent over by the temp agency, but they only work part time.

TLB #92, BS #12.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

NY Senator Kirsten Gillibrand Is A Whore Who Puts Out In Return For Campaign Contributions

She would do ANYTHING for campaign contributions! "Anything" obviously being a reference to sex. My guess is that Mr. Trump (back when he was a private citizen and politicians used to come to him for money to fund their campaigns) banged the senator from NY multiple times.

She'd come to his office in Trump Tower, he'd bend her over his desk, lift her skirt, pull down her panties and do her doggy style. Or maybe she'd go to her knees, pull down his pants and underwear, and suck his huge member right there. All in exchange for "campaign contributions" (what a whore!).

Remember when our excellent President revealed that Mitt Romney would have dropped to his knees for an endorsement (re his unsuccessful bid for the presidency)? Seems that many people want to suck Mr. Trump's large penis.

Our future president declined, of course. Not being gay. I do, however, doubt that Romney is gay, having several children. The reason he'd have done it, I'm guessing, is because Mr. Trump exudes a raw animal magnetism that no human, male or female, can resist.

(In the video below our future president reveals that Mitt Romney was BEGGING for his endorsement. Romney was so desperate that he'd have sucked Trump's penis if only he had asked. But Trump didn't ask/said no when Romney offered. Because Trump knows Romney is a choke artist... and Trump prefers those who swallow to those who choke).

TLB #91

Monday, December 11, 2017

God's Candidate Roy Moore Will Vanquish Satan's Candidate, Doug Jones

I'm referring to the Senate race in Alabama for Jeff Sessions' seat. Sessions is currently doing the Lord's work of increasing the penalties on the lawless and violent Blacks. The drug using, white-women-raping low IQ criminal element that has been plaguing our inner cities. "Black Lives Matter" says our brave law enforcement officers are gunning down (murdering in cold blood) innocent and unarmed Black thugs, but Jeff Sessions knows this is a LIE!

Roy Moore, the Christian candidate for Sessions seat, will be a vote for President Trump's MAGA agenda (including locking up the criminal Blacks). Roy Moore has been slandered by the lying media as a "child molester", but child molesters target children, not teenagers! Roy Moore, as a 30-something Alabamian DA, might have dated some teenage girls, but he always got their mother's permission.

Not the ones that are accusing him, however. He does not know any of these lying sluts. As has been reported recently, one of these lying sluts (Barbara Young Nelson) forged Roy Moore's signature in her high school yearbook! No doubt the man hating Gloria Allred put her up to it.

In any case, 30 years ago was a different time. Women often got married while still in their low teens. And Roy Moore, being a respected DA, would obviously be considered a catch by any young woman or her mother and father and probably would have begged Moore to take their daughter's virginity.

That is the way I feel about it, in any case. Being a Christian man, I also like to "date" them young. Very young. But NOT children. I also, like Mr. Moore, realize the threat that Islam and the perversion known as "homosexuality" pose to our country (both of which should be illegal).

Doug Jones, on the other hand, wants to get into Congress so he can vote for laws enabling the murder of babies in the womb. From what I've heard, he's OK with chopping up little kids right up to the point that they're about to be born. As long as they are partially in the birth canal, slaughtering any baby is A-OK with this evil sicko.

This is why the choice, IMO, is an easy one. Elect Satan's candidate, Doug Jones, or God's candidate, Roy Moore. Roy Moore never groped or otherwise assaulted any woman or girl. These are all lies. Lies similar to the ones lying sluts leveled against our strong Christian POTUS, Donald John Trump.

President Trump, as a victim of lies fabricated by the fake news media, recognized a fellow victim in Roy Moore. Also as a fellow man of God. A strong Christian who lives by his faith. A faith that tells him dating young teens is Biblical, cutting the taxes on rich people creates jobs somehow, and that cutting government payouts to worthless poor takers forces them to take responsibility for their lives or die.

TLB #90