"All the photos of our grand children have been destroyed" an old woman blubbered into the microphone of a reporter. President Donald J. Trump approached the woman, placed his arm around her, and comforted her. "Thank you, Mr. President" the crying woman cried, burying her face in our sympathetic leader's chest.
"There, there" the emphatic comforter-in-chief said, comforting the ugly old hag. "You'll be back in your home soon" Mr. Trump said. "Within days, I can tell you that. Believe me. If I have to rebuild your house myself, I'll do it" Trump promised. "Thank you, sir" the old hag replied, mascara running down her ugly old hag face.
"Help!" a young girl screamed, running up to our commanding and handsome POTUS. "My grandmother fell into the river" she cried. Our brave and heroic President did not hesitate. He ran in the direction of the cries for help; the direction the young girl had come from. Approaching the churning water our hero president, without breaking his stride, dove into the inky black and swiftly moving icy cold water.
Spotting a floating, but quickly moving body, our duly elected POTUS swam toward (what he assumed was) the grandmother. Trump's powerful arms cut through the water, propelling him forward. Soon he caught up with the body. Another old hag, our hero-in-chief noted. Not more than an "2". Still, he grabbed her and swum toward shore.
Thanks to his muscular biceps and a Hercules-like strength belying his 71 years, Trump easily hefted the plump grandmother into the air. Moving away from the shore, Trump placed her gently down on the grass and began CPR. Soon the woman coughed and spat up some of the dirty water. "You saved me!" the woman exclaimed, greatly surprised to see that her hero was the duly elected, Electoral College winning, president of the United States.
"You are welcome, milady", the compassionate hero president replied. Soon people - the Secret Service members tasked with protecting the greatest leader ever to serve our nation, members of the fake news (horrible people who hate our country) and members of the public - surrounded our heroic hero president and the old grandmother he had just saved. The little girl was there too. Falling to her knees, she gave her grandmother a huge hug. Turning to the president she exclaimed "thank you for saving mi abuela, sir".
"Huh, what's that?" Trump asked, a confused look on his face. "Abuela is Spanish for grandmother, sir" a Secret Service man said. "I see" the president replied. "Are you and your grandmother in the United States legally, little girl?" a suspicious POTUS inquired. As it turns out, she was not. Both the little girl and her grandmother were in the US illegally, and they were soon deported. But not before posing for pictures.
Given the fact that the picture-takers were members of the lying media, however, the headlines read "heartless Trump has young girl and her grandmother deported". They didn't report the heroic rescue, the lying America-hating bastards! Or, that's what I'm guessing would happen if the story I just related had actually happen. Instead of being 100 percent fabricated by me.
Because the press is the enemy of the American people and will NEVER give Trump a break, nor praise him when praise is warranted. Which, given the fact that Donald J. Trump is the greatest president to ever grace the office in the entirety of the history of our nation, is often. But, being mostly Libtards, the media hates the United States and wants to see it fail.
Sad, but true. The Left despises Trump so much that the fellow could discover a cure for Alzheimer's and they'd probably say that it was because he hated young folks. Seriously, what I've been witnessing over the past seven months is like nothing that I've ever seen before (and, trust me, I've been around for a while). It's creepy and disturbing - The fact that the media and deep-state are trying to take him down over complete bullshit (the whole fake Russia narrative).
Image: What our heroic hero president looks like in my dreams. Thank you, God, for allowing the citizens of the United States to see the truth about the corrupt Hillary Clinton and vote for Mr. Trump, making him our 45th duly elected President!
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