On My One Year Hiatus

Barlowe Bayer here. Checking in after a one year hiatus! The reason for my absence? Not that it is any of your business, but I took an extended vacation to Thailand. I will confess that I paid for a deluxe sex tourism package, and it was WELL worth the money!

Did you know you can get your knob polished for a very low price by a very young girl? Not saying that's what I did. No, all the prostitutes I paid for the services of were of the legal age of consent. Technically prostitution is illegal in Thailand, but the laws are enforced laxly. Really, you only get in trouble if you are caught soliciting.

I got around this easily by hiring a "guide" that provided me up with as many girls as I could handle. Sometimes 3 at a time. My "guide" had a hookup with local law enforcement. Which mean that, for a "fee" (a bribe) the police looked the other way. It was the best vacation I have ever been on in my life. I highly recommend it.

After getting back from my vacation I put my nose to the grindstone and worked my butt off. I refer to my advertisement agency, "Bayer and Associates". While I was gone I left the business in the hands of my capable junior partner, Alan Wilson. Alan is a fellow who used to live out west, but decided a fresh start was in order. So he moved to NY.

Seems his brother Bob blew his brains out when his wife found out he was a homosexual and divorced him. Bob (so Alan says) was having an affair with some freak who calls himself "Mystere", but whose real name is Ed Endo. Apparently Mystere is really good at oral sex, explaining why Bob (who had previously been straight), turned gay.

Now, when it comes to advertising, Alan really knows his stuff. He had some money to invest, so I asked him if he wanted to buy into the firm. He agreed and I took him on as a partner. Which really lightened the work load for me, that I can tell you. Alan proved his mettle and that is why I decided to take the Thailand vacation. A vacation that had been a dream of mine for awhile.

Did you know you can get them as young as 5? And they really know how to please a man's wiener. Or so I've heard. The "truth" of the matter is that I went to Thailand looking for love... and I found it. I hooked up with a woman for sex that was totally consensual. At least that's the story I'm going with.

She thought we were going to get married and I was going to take her back to the United States. Can you believe it? I dumped her hard. And laughed as she punched me with her tiny fists. Then I grabbed my bags and hightailed it to the airport in a waiting taxi. I think she said something about being pregnant with my child. Likely a lie designed to get me to stay. Not that I would have even if what she claimed were true.

I did throw some money at her and tell her to get an abortion. Just in case she actually was pregnant. We did bone a lot, and I never used a condom. By the way, being a conservative I am 100 percent pro life. But in this case, I think an exception was totally justified.

In any case, I already have a child. An ungrateful bastard that says he has "disowned" me. Because I divorced his mother to move in with my (much younger) mistress. But I was tired of her (Barlowe Junior's mother). She was getting too long in the tooth. And always nagging me about the affairs she suspected I was having. Yes, she was right and I was cheating, but she only had suspicions (never caught me in the act).

Fact is, I caught her cheating. Which is why she got so little in the divorce. I hired a PI and he documented her affair with many full color glossies as well as video. She was having sex with a man I paid to seduce her (and therefore promptly dumped her as soon as the divorce proceedings began). Ha! They (the son and ex-wife) found out about the scheme awhile later when they happened to run into me and the man out on the street (we later became friends and were out drinking).

Of course I and Landon (the guy she cheated on me with) denied any conspiracy. But the ex did not buy it. "Too much of a coincidence" she said. And why the hell would I befriend the man who she cheated with. I just laughed in her face and told her she couldn't prove anything. That's when I saw my son, standing behind her. He looked really angry, and came at me with his fists flailing (he was around 9 at the time, I think).

I later tried to make up with him (explained to him that his mother was a lying whore), but he wouldn't believe me. I'm certain his mother was filling his head with lies. Later he told me he legally changed his name and is no longer "Barlowe Junior". Something I think his mother encouraged him to do. So, do I want another kid who will grow up to hate me? Hell no.

That was a few years ago. And I haven't seen him or his mother since. Not that I give a damn. Anyway, as far as restarting this blog goes, I haven't decided yet what I'm going to do. Maybe a post now and then. This blog never really took off. I used to have a few commenters back when I first started it. But those people left and never returned.

One of them, a douche named Willis Hart, still blogs (at a site he calls "Contra O'Reilly" because he fancies himself a moderate). While Willis frequently defends President Trump on his blog, he also (even though less frequently) criticizes him. I wouldn't comment there even if I could (Willis accepts no comments for some reason).

President Trump is doing a fantastic job in my opinion. Also in reality, which Libturds obviously do not acknowledge. The economy has never been better. I do plan on voting for Donald Trump in 2020 and look forward to even more MAGA in Mr. Trump's second term. As well as the wall being finished.

We've got to keep out the illegal invaders. For the record, I've heard the criticisms of the Trump tax cuts. Which is that he's running up the debt in a time (fantastic economy) when we should be paying the debt down. This is true, although what people fail to realize is that this is a good thing. Because it allows Republicans to blame Democrats for the debt and get them to cut social programs.

It's a strategy known as "starve the beast". President Trump is going to run up the debt so much there will be dollard left for the free money Democrats love to hand out (vote buying). If only people would wise up and vote Republican. But there are too many losers who think the government can hand out unlimited free money and there not be serious negative consequences.

In closing, let me say... MAGA! Also, comment if you'd like to see more posts from me, Barlowe Bayer. Although I expect no comments. Still, I might continue to post. At least occasionally. But if you want to see more? Let me know what you think and we'll get a discussion going! I'm even willing to converse with Libtards (if you happen to be one).

TLB #104, BS #15.