Hillary Clinton Doesn't Have A Penis (One Reason Among Many To Not Elect Her President)

I'm not a misogynist, but I really think that the job of president needs to be done by someone with a penis. Preferably a huge one, which Mr. Trump has confirmed that he has. "There is no problem" our future president assured us.

Hillary Clinton? She's a pantsuit-wearing ball-busting shrew who emasculates men and places their nuts in her testicle lockbox, as Rush Limbaugh pointed out. Although Mr. Trump, who no doubt has a huge swinging sack to match his large member, has nothing to fear, given the fact that it's "lib testicles that get ensnared in the testicle lockbox".

The fact that Donald Trump has larger than average equipment will actually give him an advantage when he faces off against Shrillary. She wasn't able to keep her own husband in line, for crying out loud! Mr. Trump clearly keeps his women in line. If they do get out of line he discards them. The same will hold true with Hillary. Donald Trump will destroy and discard her, as he has done his numerous ex-wives.

Although the Democrats might end up running comrade Sanders, if Shrillary is prosecuted and convicted before securing the nomination. But Mr. Trump would also defeat Bernie easily. Bernie likely has shriveled old man dick. Yes, Mr. Trump is only a few years younger than comrade Sanders, but as his doctor said, Mr. Trump "will be the healthiest individual ever elected president".

Politics aside, I have to wonder if it is wise to elect a man as old as Comrade Sanders as our president. At 74, Bernie Sanders might have a heart attack if he found that the voters selected him. He's so decrepit that he looks like he's at least 100. So it's quite likely he'll die early in his first term. And that's setting aside the fact that, as a Socialist, he'd destroy our economy *if* he were somehow able to push through his agenda of mucho "free stuff".

Anyway, back to Donald Trump's big dick... I think his having such a large member explains why he's in such good health. As you may have heard, having lots of sex "helps keep your immune system humming". And we know that Mr. Trump bones so much that his wife can't keep up with him. This explains why he needs to trade up for newer model every few years.

As for Hillary Clinton... As we know her husband can't stand sex with her. So she obviously isn't getting any. Which likely explains why she hates men so much. Frankly I think the choice is easy. Even if you're (for some mystifying reason) a Democrat. Do you really want a shriveled up old hag as president? As opposed to a man filled with vitality who regularly bones a woman decades younger?

Yeah, this might be why Mr. Trump has criticized many of his opponents as being "low energy". Mr. Trump is a man with a big dick who has LOTS of sex, and sex is energizing. Exactly what we need from a commander in chief, IMO.

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