"Little Marco" Is Jealous Of Donald Trump's Yuge Penis

Comedian Trevor Noah says our future president is using his yuge dick to f*ck the entire Republican Party.

The following via Mediaite.

Trevor Noah tonight riffed on Donald Trump's dick and the Republican efforts to cockblock him from the general election. He was a little thrown by Trump joking about his manhood, but explained that it's not really his dick that's huge, "it's someone else's huge penis and Trump just licenses his name on it". Noah proceeded to examine just how desperate the Republicans are to prevent Trump from being the nominee, including undermining that whole "every vote counts" thing... but they'll still support him if he's the nominee. And so, Noah concluded that yes, Trump has a big dick after all, because he's using it to "fuck the entire Republican party". (Link).

Darn right Mr. Trump has a big dick. And, hell yeah, he's using it to f*ck the entire Republican Party... including that wuss Marco Rubio. I bet his is "fun sized". Ha ha ha ha ha!

Trump is really shaking things up, which I am very pleased to see. Because most of us have had enough with crappy nominees like John McCain and Mitt Romney. As Donald said, Mitt choked. He should have won in 2018... easily. Because B. Hussein is SO BAD!

And, despite being a Black man, Hussein likely has a small weenie. We know it from the way he's constantly bending over and taking it up the rear from our enemies. First there was the apology tour, now he's practically surrendering to ISIS. Time to elect a REAL man to the presidency, I say.

Donald Trump will dick slap ISIS, just like he dick slapped that putz Jeb Bush. Even his mommy knew the country doesn't need any more bushes! So why the hell did he run?

Thankfully Donald Trump put Jeb's candidacy out of it's misery, right? Even if he had to fib about our former president (the other bush) "lying" about WMD. We all know that Hussein (Saddam, not Barack) moved his WMD to Syria. Where the hell do you think Assad's WMD stockpiles came from?

As for Little Marco, he's toast as well. Going negative on Trump didn't help him one bit (which is why he's now regretting it). He regrets it every day, I'm sure. Attacking Mr. Trump in the area he is CLEARLY lacking in, that is. Marco doesn't have what it takes to be president, while Mr. Trump does. I think you can guess what "it" is. And it is yuge!

TLB #72

Our Future President, Donald Trump, Tweets Photographic Proof of His Impressive Package

The following from ABC News.

Donald Trump... [tweeted] what is supposedly an image of his private-parts. The tweet was quickly deleted but not before being retweeted over 5,000 times. [The caption attached to the tweet said] "As you can clearly see, there is nothing wrong with the size of my penis! Proof!". ABC News reached out to Trump's campaign for comment about the x-rated tweet and (at the time of this press release) did not receive a response. (Donald Trump Tweets Image Of His Penis – WARNING: Graphic Content. 3/9/2016).

Unfortunately ABC news, while attaching the image our future president Donald J. Trump tweeted, censored Mr. Trump's penis with a black box. Clearly this Leftist news media outlet was too frightened to post the uncensored picture. Not that I need to see Mr. Trump's penis to know it is quite large. If you follow the link and take a gander at the pic, you'll see that the black box obscuring Mr. Trump's member is large, hence it stands to reason that what it's covering is large too.

And Mr. Trump, for a man of his age, has a nice body too. Not great, but he's pushing 70, so he's in much better shape than most men his age. As his doctor said, Mr. Trump "will be the healthiest individual ever elected president". This he said he could "state unequivocally".

Politics aside, I have to wonder if it is wise to elect a man as old as Comrade Bernie Sanders as our president. At 74, Bernie Sanders might have a heart attack if he found that the voters selected him. He's so decrepit, though, that he looks like he's at least 90. So it's quite likely he'll die early in his first term, I think. And that's setting aside the fact that, as a Socialist, he'd destroy our economy *if* he were somehow able to push through his agenda of "free stuff".

Then there is Hillary Clinton, who is 68. Sure, she's a year younger than Mr. Trump, but she looks pretty decrepit to me too. And do we really want some old hag as the ruler of the free world? As opposed to a man whose "physical strength and stamina are extraordinary"?

Hillary Clinton has serious health problems that are being covered up. The Political Insider says "her closest advisor Huma Abedin has admitted on State Department emails that Hillary is sick and often confused. And Matt Drudge has noted Hillary Clinton's possible use of a walker during magazine photo shoots".

Yikes, huh? And her failing health isn't the only reason she's unfit to be president. I think that she could also die in office. Or be indicted and sent to prison. Tom Delay says that the FBI is "ready to indict" her. If so, will HRC drop out, clearing the way for Bernie Sanders to run as the Democratic nominee?

If so I predict an easy victory for Mr. Trump. Yes, a LOT of worthless Takers want the free stuff Comrade Sanders is offering (paid for by Makers like myself), but a majority reject the politics of envy that Sanders represents. Trump would also prevail in a matchup with HRC, however. There is a lot of hate out there for the Clinton crime family.

So Trump is virtually a LOCK for our next president. Of this I am fairly confident. Unless the Republican establishment tries to steal the nomination from Mr. Trump. And the Democrats could ramp up their election thievery. That is another worry. But, given that many states have instituted voter ID laws, that should be minimal (I hope).

Which is why I'm tentatively concluding that, come January 2017, we're going to be inaugurating a president Trump. The healthiest individual ever elected, according to his doctor. And the most well endowed too. Which clearly is driving the Leftist media crazy, what with them cracking jokes about Mr. Trump's impressive package. How juvenile of them.

TLB #71

Donald Trump's Manhood Is Enormous

I LOLed when our future president dick slapped that pathetic putz Jeb with his huge swinging member... metaphorically speaking. Mr. Trump was absolutely correct about the invasion of Iraq being a strategic blunder of the highest order. He was dead wrong about our former president George W lying, however.

But I say Mr. Trump did what he had to do to take out Jeb, so I harbor no ill will for his misrepresentation of the Bush administration getting it wrong concerning Hussein (Saddam, not Barack) having WMD. Democrats and other world leaders all thought Iraq had WMD.

But now that Jeb is out of the race Mr. Trump says he doesn't know if the former president Bush lied. He does know. Bush did not lie. The reason he says he "doesn't know" is because it would be too jarring to the stupids for him to go directly from saying Bush lied to saying he didn't lie. He'll get to that later. The important thing is that Mr. Trump did what was necessary to get rid of Jeb.

That's what men with enormous dicks do. Being so well endowed gives them the nerve to do what is necessary to get the job done. That is one of the reasons I'm casting my ballot for Donald Trump. He'll kick Hillary's ass. Mr. Trump, I'm confidently predicting, WILL be our next president. And, just like Mr. Trump, my confidence comes from having a big dick. In addition to a big brain. Something else Mr. Trump and myself have in common.

That Mr. Trump has a big brain in addition to a big dick is something we know because of his enormous success in business. Two things his rivals find incredibly intimidating. His success in the boardroom due to his big brain and his success in the bedroom (bedding some of the hottest women on the planet) due to his having a big member.

The combination of the two makes many men extremely jealous. Those with small dicks, that is. Men who are similarly endowed (men like myself) can't help but respect Mr. Trump. Because he's used both of his endowments to achieve such great success. And both his big brain and his big dick will contribute to the success of his presidency, as the world leaders he meets with will be intimidated (by both).

TLB #70

Donald Trump Has A Huge Dick

He guaranteed us that he has no problem in that department. And he has a smoking hot wife. You think a woman that hot would marry ONLY for money? Yeah, money was most likely a factor, but you think a woman that looks like Melania is going to marry a guy with a small dick? I think not.

And Melania is just the latest model. Trump dumped the previous wives and upgraded because he's THE MAN. And, having a big dick gives a man the confidence to be successful in business. As a man who has been successful in business myself, I can attest to this trueism.

People say that African American men have large members, but if that's universally the case, then why is Barack Obama such a weenie? I mean, he's letting ISIS walk all over us! Something they knew they could do thanks to Hussein's first order of business as president being him going on an apology tour!

This was his way of saying "I'm with you, my Muslim brothers". They knew then that there was nothing to fear under a Hussein presidency of US troops coming in and kicking their asses. Because, as Obama said in his memoir, he stands with the Muslims. Because he is one. And, I'd bet a lot of money that he has a small dick.

President Trump doesn't lack the BALLS (which are also large, matching his huge swinging member) to send in the troops to take out those ISIS terrorist bastards once and for all! Sure the American people are tired of war, but this would be purely a mop up operation. First (as he said), President Trump would bomb the shit out of them.

Which is why I'm so looking forward to Mr. Trump's presidency. ISIS will be defeated and we'll take their oil. Which means that gas prices will likely drop below a buck a gallon. The Trump presidency will bring prosperity back to American. As Trump says, he's going to "make America great again".

By the way, I did see all the Leftist media outlets making fun of Donald, but it was Marco Rubio who insinuated that Donald's equipment is fun-sized. Mr. Trump had to respond to a challenge to his manhood, so it's Rubio who should they should be poking fun at, and NOT Mr. Trump.

TLB #69

Hillary Clinton More Likely To End Up In The Big House Than The White House

The following from the World Net Daily website concerning the criminal investigation into Hillary Clinton's mishandling of classified information while Secretary of State.

Approximately 100 FBI special agents are assigned to an investigation that will determine if the former secretary of state violated a subsection of the Espionage Act related to "gross negligence" in handling government documents. That investigation also has a second track, which is to determine whether co-mingling of the Clinton Foundation and State Department business violated public corruption laws. (Source).

As our future president Donald J. Trump noted "Hillary Clinton could face significant jail time – up to 20 years in prison – as a consequence of storing classified information on her now-infamous private email server".

The crimes of Hillary Clinton amount to "Watergate on steroids" according to the future POTUS (in agreement with Bob Woodward). But, unlike with Nixon, President Trump likely will NOT pardon her. What's most shameful about this situation is that General Petraeus' life was destroyed "for doing 5 percent of what she did".

There is the possibility that Hillary could use her connections to escape justice, just like she did when she murdered Vince Foster. A prospect I find quite alarming. After decades of lawlessness it is WAY beyond time to put this criminal behind bars. Yet (some) Americans are considering sending her to the White House? Unfreaking believable!

But don't forget that these same Americans previously sent a Constitutionally ineligible Black man to the White House. Just because he was black. Ignoring the fact that he was born in Kenya. Sure, the Obama machine probably stole a LOT of votes (and flipped the election)... but there were still some people who voted for him.

Hopefully, following the disastrous and shameful Obama presidency (I mean, the dude couldn't have even managed one Walmart!) the American people will have the sense to elect the only man who can make America great again. And vote for him in such great numbers that any cheating on the other side will not be enough to steal the presidency (a 3rd time).

TLB #68

Sick Liberal Pervert Leo DiCraprio Stars In Film Where He Is Homo Raped By A Bear

The following from the Drudge Report website concerning an upcoming movie from Liberal Hollyweird.

The new movie Revenant features a shocking scene of a wild bear raping Leo DiCaprio! The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. ... The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film. The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling. He is raped - twice! (Source).

Now, I have seen other stories on the net in which the studio responsible for this filth denies the homo rape scene... but I'm not buying it. Has Drudge issued a retraction? If so, I haven't seen it. Given the fact that this movie hasn't opened yet, perhaps the scene in question will be edited out before it hits theaters?

Who knows? I do know that once again the Liberal media is saying that a fine Conservative news source is lying. Frankly I am sick of it. We all know that it's the Liberal media that lies more than Hillary Clinton.

This is why I can report that I will NOT be going to see this pornographic trash! With or without the gay rape scene, this movie was still directed by the same fool responsible for Birdman, a 2014 film that "garnered wide acclaim and numerous accolades including Academy Award nominations" despite being terrible.

I stupidly sat through this stupidity recently (during a free movie channel preview) only to find that there was no ending! The main character (played by Michael Keaton) might have jumped to his death from a hospital window, or perhaps he actually flew away. I won't try to explain as doing so isn't worth the effort. The bottom line is that Birdman was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. Take my advice and avoid any film directed by Alejandro Inarritu.

But, despite how bad it was, that didn't stop Hollyweird from heaping praise upon it.

By the way, this outdoes Hollyweird's obsession with everything gay and unnatural. Two other films I've heard about recently that focus on perversity include Carol (features a lesbian relationship between Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara) and The Danish Girl (which "stars Eddie Redmayne as Lili Elbe, one of the first known recipients of sex reassignment surgery").

All this following the SCOTUS decision to legalize the unnatural "union" of two people of the same sex. And, now that this sickness is being referred to as "marriage", Hollyweird thinks it's OK for them to embrace wickedness by making it central to the plot in many more movies.

Which is why I'm thinking that this bear raping scene being in "Revenant" (as reported by Drudge) is likely factual. Because, now that the SCOTUS has let this genie out of the bottle, perversions are becoming the norm. And Hollyweird is no longer content with perversion involving man or woman alone. Logically the next step includes other perversions such as bestiality.

Obviously Liberals are to blame for this. They wish to send America to hell in a handbasket, and getting the public to accept more and more perversity is a part of that plan. Me, I'm praying that our next president is a Republican. This being yet another example of how having a Liberal in the White House leads to bad things. What we have here is an example of evil percolating down from the top.

TLB #67

President Trump Will Obliterate ISIS by Bombing The Shit Out Of Them

The question is why isn't our Muslim president doing this already? Actually, I jest. The reason is that he's a Muslim and on the side of ISIS!

This also explains why B. Hussein wants to import a bunch of ISIS fighters under the guise of them being "refugees". No, Fox News analyst Ralph Peters, B. Hussein isn't a #pussy, he's a manchurian president who is taking down American from the inside.

That is why 2017 can't get here fast enough for me. I eagerly await the day that president Donald J. Trump takes the oath of office. Then immediately gets to work building the wall between us and Mexico to keep out all the criminal rapists (and has Mexico pay for it). And begins deporting all the "refugee" terrorists admitted under B. Hussein.

Yes, it is true that Mr. Trump has not laid out any detailed plans regarding HOW he intends to get Mexico to pay for that wall. Nor has he said how deporting people based on their religion is constitutional. But if he did the Progressives could develop counter-measures to stop President Trump. So he has wisely decided to keep the details on the downlow.

No doubt that, when conducting his many business deals, Trump does not give away how he is going to one up those he negotiates with. The Progressives try to make it look like Trump is just BSing us, but we know (based on his highly successful business career), that Trump knows what he's doing.

Which is why I'll definitely be voting Trump, and If you don't want America to be defeated by ISIS you will too.

TLB #66

Transgendered Leftist Activist Attacks Planned Parenthood, Shoots Cops & Veteran In A False Flag Operation

This commentary concerns the Colorado Springs shooting at Planned Parenthood on 11/27/2015. in which "a police officer and two civilians were killed. The shooter, a nutjob named Robert Lewis Dear, surrendered and was taken into custody after a standoff that lasted five hours".

The junior US Senator from Texas and Republican Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz, following the PP killings, revealed that the shooter is a "transgendered Leftist activist".

Cruz explained, "We know that he was a man registered to vote as a woman". This discrepancy on Dear's voter registration was first reported by The Gateway Pundit, a self-described "right-of-center news website", under the claim that he "identifies as [a] woman". Conservatives have since run with the claim that Dear is transgender. (Source).

I'm guessing that this is a false flag operation designed to give the Left ammunition in it's quest to keep Planned Parenthood open so it can continue murdering babies and selling them for parts. As Mike Huckabee said, the PP murders are "selling baby's body parts like the parts of a Buick". They found another opportunity to profit off their holocaust of the unborn and took it, in other words.

We know the shooter is a Leftist, despite where the shooting occurred, BTW, due to who he killed. Two police officers and a Veteran. Individuals from two organizations that the Left despises. We know that the so-called "Black Lives Matters" movement has been targeting police officers for murder. Now the Left is targeting cops and Veterans... and in places where they can claim that the Right is responsible.

The shooting took place in a Planned Parenthood, proof that the shooter was a Conservative... they'll say. To which I say bullshit. The fact that 1) this dirtbag was a transgender, and 2) he targeted police and veterans - proves that this "dear" fellow was a Leftwinger. Clearly.

BTW, props to Senator Cruz for bringing this to the attention of the nation. Maybe Donald Trump will select him as his VP? That would be acceptable to me, except for the fact that Cruz was born in Canada and thus the "natural born" question comes into play. That, and his father was a Cuban, I hear. A better choice would be Mike Huckabee, I think.

Huckabee, in my opinion, would be an excellent choice because he has promised to use the National Guard to shut down the Planned Parenthood baby murdering factories.

TLB #65

"Death To America!" Says Prez B. Hussein With Deal That Allows Syrian Terrorists (Masquerading As "Refugees") To Enter America By The Thousands!

I don't know how there can be any doubt now that our illegitimate Kenyan Muslim president is actively working against the interests of the United States! This time the unelected/ineligible US "president" B. Hussein is bringing thousands of potential terrorists (which the traitorous Left calls refugees), into the country against the will of the American people!

Yes, many state governors are saying N-O, but others are saying that, yes, they really want a Paris-style attack! Although I doubt that the constituents of these insane Leftist governors want this. At least the next time these "death to America" governors come up for election the electorate will install 50 Republicans as governors?

As Ann Coulter said (via tweet) when Paris was attacked, "Donald Trump was elected president tonight". By which she meant the seeds were sown for Mr. Trump's landslide election. Now that B. Hussein has demanded the US accept Syrian "refugee" terrorists? How can Mr. Trump NOT be a lock for president?

I mean, why THE HELL would the voters send another Democrat to the White House given that the current Democrat is currently working (from the inside) to bring down America? And by "another Democrat" I mean Hillary Rodham Clinton. Bernie Sanders, the Commie Socialist in second place, won't get the nomination. A lot of the Blacks (and others who like free stuff) might be willing to vote for comrade Sanders, but with no Billionaires backing him up he doesn't stand a chance. Hillary, who has the big money Liberal fascists on her side, has the nomination locked up, I think.

No, I think it's looking like a virtually certainly that our next president will be Donald Trump. That is, unless the B. Hussein election stealing machine manages to steal the election for Hillary. A president Hillary Clinton would continue to import Syrian "refugee" terrorist by the TENS of thousands!

Me? I'm with Ann Coulter and Donald Trump. If Trump is elected he will immediately begin deporting the Syrian "refugee" terrorists in addition to the Mexican illegal alien murders and rapers.

TLB #64

President Donald Trump?

I think I'll vote for Trump if he gets the nomination. As for Huckabee, my preferred candidate, saying that Obama "will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven", I say he is offering "brutal honesty".

All the Republican candidates would immediately begin to roll back Obama's gay agenda if elected. Except for Kasich and Jeb. Huckabee appeals to the good Christian voters of this country. While Trump tells the truth re the invading illegals, he has yet to say where he stands on traditional marriage. The fact that he's been married so many times does give me pause.

All the positive things Trump has said about Hillary also gives me pause. Although, as Trump has noted, Hillary might not make it to the nomination and may instead end up behind bars. Perhaps due to being convicted of treason for disseminating classified info via her private email server?

Remember, however, that her cheating husband should have been impeached and removed from office, but wasn't. I am not therefore too hopeful that Hillary will be held accountable for any of the incompetence she displayed during her tenure as secretary of state. Including the fact that she got one of our diplomats killed in Benghazi.

Surely Trump, a proven businessman with a long history of accomplishment, would do a better job than the bungling/incompetent/traitorous Obama? I mean, he just "negotiated" a deal with Iran that gives them 100 million and a path to build a nuke within 2 months?

Obama should be sent to the slammer along with Hillary, both of them being traitors to America. This is why Trump says we need to "make America great again". It was great until Bubba and Hillary Klintoon and the undercover Muslim came along (shouting "death to America"... internally).

Problem is, Trump will need to get enough votes to overcome all the democrat cheating. And even though he'll get the votes of all the law-abiding Mexican-Americans, all the illegals voting might guarantee a Hillary victory.

TLB #63

"Death To America!" Says B. Hussein Obama With Deal That Allows Iran To Get Nukes!

I don't know how there can be any doubt now that our illegitimate Kenyan Muslim president is actively working against the interests of the United States! Not only is B. Hussein "marching Israel to door of the oven", as candidate Huckabee pointed out, but he's bringing death to America as well. According to the clueless John Kerry, Iranians don't actually say "death to America", they only chant it. Seriously, he said this! (Source).

Texas Republican Ted Poe, of the House Foreign Relations Committee, in response to Kerry's idiocy, said "Well, I kind of take that to mean that they want us dead". Indeed they do, which is why the Hussein deal that "virtually guarantees" Iran will acquire nuclear weapons (according to Jenny Beth Martin, the CEO and co-founder of Tea Party Patriots) must be stopped!

The following is from one of America's top Conservative news sites...

Even top Democrats have come out against it. Senators Chuck Schumer of NY and Bob Menendez of NJ, both plan to vote for an upcoming Senate bill disapproving of the deal. J.B. Pritzker, a lifelong Democrat who chaired Hillary's 2008 campaign, wrote last week: "Regrettably, the Iran deal fails to meet these goals and raises the prospects for war... By legitimizing Iran's nuclear program, removing the pressure of economic sanctions and allowing it to obtain conventional weapons and ballistic missiles, this agreement makes the prospect for war more likely, not less". President Bill Clinton's CIA director, James Woolsey, also wrote last week: "Congress must stop President Obama's nuclear deal with Iran. The most important reason — Iran can threaten the existence of the United States by making an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attack using a single nuclear weapon". (Source).

Say what you will about the Democrats (their socialism will destroy America if we allow it), but no democrat president has ever worked directly with a muslim America-hating regime in order to HELP them acquire nukes with which to attack us and Israel!

Instead of being allowed to push this "deal" forward, B. Hussein should be arrested, tried for treason, and executed as an enemy of American... In this Conservative's opinion. Although that most likely will not happen.

Hopefully this "deal" can be stopped with help from the few sane democrats who aren't falling in line behind B. Hussein. Why are they selling out America, BTW? Do they feel they need to go along with B. Hussein because he's their president (and gullibly believe this "deal" is actually in our best interest), or do they hate America (and wish to bring it down) as much as B. Hussein?

TLB #62

Why America, Why?

In 2008 Hussein was just the former community organizer and junior Senator without a past. In 2012 he was running on his record of accomplishing nothing. All the flowery hope and change B.S. shouldn't have meant a thing. Romney blew it, even though his victory should have been as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

TLB #61

Barlowe Rejects The Sin Of Homosexuality (Not That He Was Ever - Even For One Second - Tempted)

As Doctor Ben Carson truthfully related, being a homo is your choice. And, despite tasting semen for the first time in his life, Barlowe did NOT like it and was NOT converted. Barlowe CHOSE to remain totally straight. Although his abuser tried very hard to convince me to chose the "alternate" homo lifestyle, Barlowe refused.

I was not making a double entendre either, when I said Barlowe's abuser tried very "hard". While his abuser's member was extremely hard (as well as extremely large), I was referring to the efforts only. By which I mean the anal raping. As well as the oral raping. Barlowe did not enjoy it one bit. In fact, it was pure hell.

I do take some solace, however, in the fact that my abuser is going there (hell, that is). For being a homo, as well as for the raping. In any case, I am now doing my best to put this nightmare behind me. Also not a double entendre... although, yes, my behind was quite sore for awhile.

Luckily Barlowe has not contracted AIDS. Which I got myself tested for as soon as I was released from the slammer. What a relief! But the nightmare is not over yet, it seems. Dan, my former co "worker" sued Barlowe and Barlowe lost! In addition to paying for Dan's medical bills (resetting his broken nose), a large judgment was handed down for "pain and suffering".

Because the wuss cried a lot in court about how much pain he was in... and the jury bought his act. And awarded Dan an extra 1.2 million, which was Barlowe's entire life savings!

Now Barlowe is utterly broke! Not only that, but none of his former clients were interested in taking their business to Barlowe. Yeah, I tried to start my own firm and poach my former clients, but none bit. (the a-holes!).

So, for now, I'm flipping burgers at Mickey-D's. How humiliating! But still I work hard, in order to impress the pimply-faced teen who is now my "superior" that giving an ex-con a second chance was a good idea.

By the way, in regards to Barlowe being a completely straight male, one of the first things I did after receiving my first Mickey-D's check was to find a hooker and give her a good banging (missionary). Sex outside of marriage might be something the Lord frowns upon, but I think the Lord would give ol' Barlowe a pass, given recent events.

Fact is, I think the Lord smiled when he saw proof that Barlowe had rejected the sin of homosexuality.

TLB #60, BS #9.

"The Man" Tried To Break Barlowe, But Failed

In all honesty, however, The Man did come very close to breaking Barlowe. He had to dig down deep and, through prayer and manliness, keep himself from going insane. What am I talking about, you might ask? Also, where has Barlowe been? (That is another question you might be asking).

As you might remember, it was my last commentary, now many months old, where I revealed that Barlowe snapped and let Dan (my co "worker") have it. By which I mean I punched him in the nose. And broke his nose, for which Barlowe was not only arrested, tried and convicted (of assault), but also successfully sued by the lazy liberal slacker!

After Barlowe rejected the plea deal that would have resulted in probation only, I was convicted by a jury of my "peers" and sent upstate for a six month stay behind bars. I say "peers" (in quotes) because I think the "peers" were actually peers of Dan, by which I mean they were all lazy Liberal losers! I mean, that is the only way I can explain Barlowe being convicted when I was only acting in self defense!

Now, I probably could have done six months standing on my head, but Barlowe did more in prison than serve time. Unfortunately Barlowe was "lucky" enough to get sent to a prison with a sadistic warden who put Barlowe into a cell with a large Black man. A low-IQ miscreant who anally raped Barlowe on an almost daily basis.

That is, until Barlowe put an end to the abuse by shiving his abuser in the yard, rendering him dead. Yeah, for that Barlowe could have received a lot more time... which is why I hesitated for so long. But one can only take so many anal rapes before one simply does not care any longer.

Fortunately the act was not caught on camera and Barlowe was never charged with the "crime" (of self defense). In fact, as soon as the other prisoners found out, Barlowe became somewhat the hero. Because Barlowe's abuser was sent up for raping many little boys.

Which explains why Barlowe was targeted, even though he is an older gentleman. His abuser was a homo. Excuse my political incorrectness... I mean he was a same sex attraction pervert. Although that is (apparently) acceptable in Barack Hussein Obama's America now. Being attracted to persons of the same sex that is. Raping children is, for the time being, still against the law.

In any case, I have more to tell, but (for now) I will sign off. But I am back and have decided to give this blogging thing another go... so stay tuned for further commentaries from ol' Barlowe... beaten (and anally raped) but not broken.

TLB-59, BS-8.

Barlowe Fired For Beating The Sh!t Out Of Dan The Liberal Slacker!

It's just as well, in my opinion. Because I simply could not take it any longer. Dan, when I confronted him in regards to his hijacking of my Blogger account, taunted "what are you going to do about it old man?".

That is when I snapped. I looked around, and seeing nobody else in the parking lot, I let Dan have it. A look of shock appeared on the young punk's face right before my fist hit his nose. Blood spurted everywhere and Dan went down.

After that Barlowe was not only fired, but arrested! Barlowe's lawyer got him out of jail, but he's still in trouble with the law and could go to prison for assault. I could accept a plea deal, pay a fine and get probation, but I think I'm going to demand a trial by my peers.

I mean, Dan was clearly asking for it and people should be cheering Barlowe's actions, not demanding he pay for Dan's medical bills, firing him or threatening him with jail time. It's an outrage!

TLB #58, BS #7.